Thursday, September 24, 2015

Review: Diary of a Wimpy Villager Book 3 by Cube Kid



4.66 of 5 s What secrets do villages hold?  
Come learn more of these mysterious robed people who normally say so little to outsiders. In this diary of a villager boy, you'll catch a glimpse of their secretive lives and find out how they survive in their hostile world.

What's behind the calm expressions? What mystical knowledge do they possess? You'll never know by asking them. Dive into this book for the answer.

This is Book 3 of the Wimpy Villager series—a great series for gaming fans of all ages! Grab the first two books before starting this one!
 

Finally, their is a combat class. Runt and Stump are so exited. But when the teacher proves to be the biggest noob of all time, their enthusiasm turns to disappointment. Runt knows where a better teacher is-Steve! But ufortunately, Steve is so down in the dumps about his bases getting distroyed that he only sleeps and eats cake. How will Runt stop an entire generation of villagers never knowing how to protect themselves? ( It's not like it never happened, but still. )

See? I told you Mike wasn't that all bad.

Call us again, Urf, when you add a zero to your score of seven.


Reveiw: The Lost Hero by Rick Riordan



Jason has a problem.
He doesn’t remember anything before waking up in a bus full of kids on a field trip. Apparently he has a girlfriend named Piper, and a best friend named Leo. They’re all students at a boarding school for “bad kids.” What did Jason do to end up here? And where is here, exactly?

Piper has a secret.
Her father has been missing for three days, ever since she had that terrifying nightmare about his being in trouble. Piper doesn’t understand her dream, or why her boyfriend suddenly doesn’t recognize her. When a freak storm hits during the school trip, unleashing strange creatures and whisking her, Jason, and Leo away to someplace called Camp Half-Blood, she has a feeling she’s going to find out.

Leo has a way with tools.
When he sees his cabin at Camp Half-Blood, filled with power tools and machine parts, he feels right at home. But there’s weird stuff, too—like the curse everyone keeps talking about, and some camper who's gone missing. Weirdest of all, his bunkmates insist that each of them—including Leo—is related to a god. Does this have anything to do with Jason's amnesia, or the fact that Leo keeps seeing ghosts?
 

Jason has no idea where he his, what's happening, or even who he is. On top of that, an annoying boy turns into a monster and attacks him and his so-called "friends." What could go worse? Everything.

Leo has a secret that involves his mother's death. But when his half-siblings tell him about something that sounds strangely familiar, he knows that he can't keep him forever. Teaming up with his friends, he goes off an quest that only a crazy man would join. Well, Leo is crazy.

Piper tries not to make friends with anybody, because if she does, she wouldn't stand to betray them. But as they face dangers together, she finds herself making a choice: her father or them?

Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Review: Diary of a Wimpy Villager Book 2 by Cube Kid


What secrets do villages hold? 
Come learn more of these mysterious robed people who normally say so little to outsiders. In this diary of a villager boy, you'll catch a glimpse of their secretive lives and find out how they survive in their hostile world.

What's behind the calm expressions? What mystical knowledge do they possess? You'll never know by asking them. Dive into this book for the answer.

This is Book 2 of the Wimpy Villager series—a great series for gaming fans of all ages! Grab the first book before starting this one!
 

Runt and his best friend, Stump, must figure out how to raise their scores and do well in building. Their result: Project X. Meanwhile, an incident involving an outsider kidnapping a friend of theirs sends all of the other villagers worrying they will be next. Will the friends ace the test and find the missing victim?

Mike is actually pretty nice once you get to know him. And for Burbo the cow...don't get me started.

Like the rest of the books, this will leave you saying over and over again, "Lololloloolololoollooloolololooloooolllloolloolololololoolll..."

Sunday, August 30, 2015

Review: Diary of a Wimpy Villager by Cube Kid


7-12

What secrets do villages hold?
Come learn more of these mysterious robed people who normally say so little to outsiders. In this diary of a villager boy, you'll catch a glimpse of their secretive lives and find out how they survive in their hostile world.

What's behind the calm expressions? What mystical knowledge do they possess? You'll never know by asking them. Dive into this book for the answer.

This is Book 1 of the Wimpy Villager series—a great series for gaming fans of all ages!


Don't let them miss out!

YES! My first ever Minecraft book! You'll love this series with Runt's hilarious private thoughts and hilariouser pictures ( Yes, I know that's not a word ). When he and his best friend, Stump, hear that that five kids who get the best grades can take up a career as a warrior, he knows that he has to be the best. But that's not easy when you have a bully that is top in almost everything!

If you think this book is boring ( which you probably won't ), I'll just tell you that the series gets more epic with every book.

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Sunday, June 7, 2015

Welcome

Hello, and welcome to my blog! Here, you can look for your next favorite book, and also see if some books are appropriate for your child! We encourage you to comment, but please don't write something inappropriate or offensive. If someone didn't follow this rule, please let me know. Thank you!  

Religon

Parents only! Only Adults can read this.

The Lightning Thief

Almost all the characters in this book believe in Greek Mythology.

Meet Kaya

Kaya believes in spirits.

Saturday, June 6, 2015

Vioence

 Parents Only! Only Adults can read this.

The Lightning Thief

They kill various monsters. However, instead of blood they vaporize into dust.

The Wide Window

-Leeches eat Aunt Josephine's husband
-Count Olaf lets the leeches eat Aunt Josephine just because she corrected a grammar mistake he made.

The Reptile Room

Count Olaf uses snake venom to murder Uncle Monty.

The Bad Beginning

Violet, Klaus, and Sunny's Parents die in a fire.

Launguage

Parents Only! Only Adults can read this entry!

Dear Dumb Diary

The following words are:

-Dumb
-Idiot
-Halfwit

The Tapper Twins Go to War (With Each Other)

The following words are:

 
-Stupid
-Idiot


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