Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Review: Diary of a Wimpy Villager Book 2 by Cube Kid


What secrets do villages hold? 
Come learn more of these mysterious robed people who normally say so little to outsiders. In this diary of a villager boy, you'll catch a glimpse of their secretive lives and find out how they survive in their hostile world.

What's behind the calm expressions? What mystical knowledge do they possess? You'll never know by asking them. Dive into this book for the answer.

This is Book 2 of the Wimpy Villager series—a great series for gaming fans of all ages! Grab the first book before starting this one!
 

Runt and his best friend, Stump, must figure out how to raise their scores and do well in building. Their result: Project X. Meanwhile, an incident involving an outsider kidnapping a friend of theirs sends all of the other villagers worrying they will be next. Will the friends ace the test and find the missing victim?

Mike is actually pretty nice once you get to know him. And for Burbo the cow...don't get me started.

Like the rest of the books, this will leave you saying over and over again, "Lololloloolololoollooloolololooloooolllloolloolololololoolll..."

Sunday, August 30, 2015

Review: Diary of a Wimpy Villager by Cube Kid


7-12

What secrets do villages hold?
Come learn more of these mysterious robed people who normally say so little to outsiders. In this diary of a villager boy, you'll catch a glimpse of their secretive lives and find out how they survive in their hostile world.

What's behind the calm expressions? What mystical knowledge do they possess? You'll never know by asking them. Dive into this book for the answer.

This is Book 1 of the Wimpy Villager series—a great series for gaming fans of all ages!


Don't let them miss out!

YES! My first ever Minecraft book! You'll love this series with Runt's hilarious private thoughts and hilariouser pictures ( Yes, I know that's not a word ). When he and his best friend, Stump, hear that that five kids who get the best grades can take up a career as a warrior, he knows that he has to be the best. But that's not easy when you have a bully that is top in almost everything!

If you think this book is boring ( which you probably won't ), I'll just tell you that the series gets more epic with every book.

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Sunday, June 7, 2015

Welcome

Hello, and welcome to my blog! Here, you can look for your next favorite book, and also see if some books are appropriate for your child! We encourage you to comment, but please don't write something inappropriate or offensive. If someone didn't follow this rule, please let me know. Thank you!  

Religon

Parents only! Only Adults can read this.

The Lightning Thief

Almost all the characters in this book believe in Greek Mythology.

Meet Kaya

Kaya believes in spirits.

Saturday, June 6, 2015

Vioence

 Parents Only! Only Adults can read this.

The Lightning Thief

They kill various monsters. However, instead of blood they vaporize into dust.

The Wide Window

-Leeches eat Aunt Josephine's husband
-Count Olaf lets the leeches eat Aunt Josephine just because she corrected a grammar mistake he made.

The Reptile Room

Count Olaf uses snake venom to murder Uncle Monty.

The Bad Beginning

Violet, Klaus, and Sunny's Parents die in a fire.

Launguage

Parents Only! Only Adults can read this entry!

Dear Dumb Diary

The following words are:

-Dumb
-Idiot
-Halfwit

The Tapper Twins Go to War (With Each Other)

The following words are:

 
-Stupid
-Idiot


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Tuesday, June 2, 2015

Review: Dear Dumb Diary


8-13

Warning: Language. To learn more about it, click the label dubbed Language.


Read the hilarious, candid, (and sometimes not-so-nice,) diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be.

School was okay today. Actually, it was better than okay. Angeline got her long, beautiful hair tangled in one of the jillion things she has dangling from her backpack, and the school nurse -- who is now one of my main heroes -- took a pair of scissors and snipped two feet of silky blond hair from the left side of her head, so now Angeline only looks like The Prettiest Girl in the World if you're standing on her right. (Although personally, I think she would look better if I was standing on her neck.)

Join Jamie Kelly in a diary full of watermelon-flavored make-up, groundhog-colored hair, mysterious permanent-records, and sticky cousins. Once you read it, you'll be laughing out loud!

Jamie Kelly's the average girl. Isabella is her best (kind of) friend. And Angeline is her worst enemy!

Review: The Moorchild by Eloise McGraw


10-15


The child of a fairy folk mother and human father, Moql doesn't fit into either of their worlds. First raised by the fairies, she's exchanged for a human baby and then starts life almost all over again, with a new name, Saaski, and only the faintest knowledge of her origins. "A complex and finely drawn character, Saaski undergoes a gradual awakening to her own true nature that readers will find intriguing and poignant". -- Kirkus Reviews.

Saaski is not a normal girl. She has a weird complexion, eyes that change depending on her mood, and has strange athletic abilities. Because of this, she is always tormented and made fun of by the other children. Her frightening and tough father is the only reason that the rest of the village hasn't abandoned her. Yet.

Saaski just wants to fit in. She's not like the other mischievous pixies. But all the other villagers don't care, except for her ;"parents.'

You'll see why this book is best-selling.

Best. Book. Ever.