Monday, January 23, 2017

LoM is back!

I'm so happy Legend of Maxx has continued! For those of you who don't know, LoM is a terraria comic that mixes epicness and comedy. About a year ago, it discontinued, but now it's back up again! Whoo!

PS: Cyril and June will forever be my favorite characters. I still love all of the others, though. A lot of times characters can be bland and personality-lacking, but every single one has a distinct trait. I recommend checking it out.

Monday, June 20, 2016

I'm Changing the Blog

Pls don’t get angry at me for this.

Okay, I’m making some changes to this blog, because I’m EXTREMELY busy and I haven’t update in…forever. Worry not (my two or something followers)! This blog is not (completely) dead!

I just decided that I want a mixed bag blog. I’ll still add book reviews every now and then.


DO NOT JUDGE ME

You: Why are you writing in comic sans?
Me: I’m going into an undertale phase.


Yes, I have been officially drawn into yet another fandom.

Sunday, January 24, 2016

Review:The Tapper Twins Go to War (With Each Other) by Geoff Rodkey


8-13
Advanced Reader: 7-13
Warning: Language. To learn more, click the link dubbed language.

This brand-new series by a popular screenwriter is a pitch-perfect, contemporary comedy featuring twelve-year-old fraternal twins, Claudia and Reese, who couldn't be more different...except in their determination to come out on top in a vicious prank war! But when the competition escalates into an all-out battle that's fought from the cafeteria of their New York City private school all the way to the fictional universe of an online video game, the twins have to decide if their efforts to destroy each other are worth the price.

Told as a colorful "oral history" by the twins and their friends, and including photos, screenshots, chat logs, online gaming digital art, and text messages between their clueless parents, The Tapper Twins is a hilariously authentic showcase of what it's like to be in middle school in our digitally-saturated world.


Claudia Tapper is a normal girl with a normal brother. Usually the twins will argue, their mom and/or their dad will come in and put a stop to everything, somebody gets ice cream (Claudia) and somebody loses their Metaworld privileges (Reese). But one day everything changes. It might have been the pop tart. Or the Thailand food. But the twins do not care (okay, maybe a little bit). They declare war-who will win, Claudia ( a.k.a. Invisible Death ) or Reese  (a.k.a. The Soccer Idiot ).

Ah, Sibling Rivalry. Most of my viewers probably know what it is, unless they are an only child or their parents force them to get along scaringly well.

As a geek, I AM SO HURGING HAPPY THAT THEY INVOLVED VIDEO GAMES IN HERE!!! (So are most of the tomboys and the boys that read my blog, I'm assuming).

Others you might like:

Dear Dumb Diary
The Kane Chronicles
Diary of a Wimpy Villager

Saturday, January 2, 2016

Farewell to pottermore

If you have ever read Harry Potter, you probably have heard of Pottermore too. And even if you haven't, I'm am truly sorry that you never experienced it.

Pottermore is still here, but it is not the version it used to be-not that it has bad content, it's just lacking most of it's best material.

It used to have not only fun wizarding duel and potion games, but scenes from the books and movies that you could explore, read about, and collect magical items from. And to top that off, you could get your own virtual wand, be sorted into your house, and compete for house points.

Even worse, some of you may had not read/watched all of the books/movies, and so you could not visit the animated scenes that were beyond you, and now you never will.

But on a good note, you can still read about certain things, just like in the original site. But other then that, pretty much everything is gone.

Maybe they will bring it back, but I seriously doubt it. So for now, can just remember the old and began the new.

Pottermore.com

Sunday, December 27, 2015

Q&A with Crae

Why did you start this blog?

I had a lot of time on my hands, and I loved reading and writing, so why not start a blog? With a little help, I got through all the making stuff, and voila! The Best Book Blog ( Ever ) was born! ( I didn't make one for adults, because <most> of books for them are boring. But the books for 7-15 are soooooo much better!

When you were younger, what was your favorite American Girl?

I took a fancy to Kaya at age seven. These days, Maryellen, the new doll on the block, is starting to catch my interest.

What is your favorite book(s)?

A three way tie between Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, and Series of Unfortunate Events. Again, I do not enjoy adult books, unless it's a documentary. I'm a bit of a geek.

What is your favorite TV show?

Doctor Who. Duh.

What is your favorite movie?

I liked Fern Gully as a young girl. Now It's I don't know. 

Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Review: Diary of a Wimpy Villager Book 5 by Cube Kid




What secrets do villages hold?
Come learn more of these mysterious robed people who normally say so little to outsiders. In this diary of a villager boy, you'll catch a glimpse of their secretive lives and find out how they survive in their hostile world.

What's behind the calm expressions? What mystical knowledge do they possess? You'll never know by asking them. Dive into this book for the answer.

This is Book 5 of the Wimpy Villager series—a great series for gaming fans of all ages!


Don't let them miss out! 

Oh yeah. Let the awesomeness commence. Critical hits. Monster spawners. New rivals. And pumpkinbrine ( don't ask ). And a secret plot being devised in the very school...if only there were ninjas. And explosions. And evil unicorns.

Max is showing a seemingly kinder side. OR IS HE? OR ISN'T HE?

Pebble might have reported Max, but Max said he's bad news. Or maybe that's just because Max doesn't like him...? 


Others in this series:

Diary of a Wimpy Villager Book 4
Diary of a Wimpy Villager Book 3
Diary of a Wimpy Villager Book 2
Diary of a Wimpy Villager

Books like this:

Diary of a Wimpy Villager Book 4
Diary of a Wimpy Villager Book 3
Diary of a Wimpy Villager



Sunday, November 29, 2015

What will be in the one year update?

Glad you asked. It will have a lot of fun changes that I hope all my readers will enjoy. If you have a problem, let me know ( but please refrain from bad language. Thank you ).

-Number of pages ( Is it done yet? [ Let's hope you say that with worry. I would be so much nicer if you enjoyed the books I blogged. ]
-Book sugestions ( Want more like it? )
-Advanced reader ages ( for those few who have mastered the skill of reading )
-Number of deaths ( for sensitive readers who do like greif in books )
-Best quote( s )

P.S. For your conveniace, I have decided to make its release date sooner. It will be due on Feb. 1. ( I know, I hate waiting too. Well, at least it's a week or two earlier, right? )

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Review:The Red Pyramid by Rick Riordan


Since their mother's death, Carter and Sadie have become near strangers. While Sadie has lived with her grandparents in London, her brother has traveled the world with their father, the brilliant Egyptologist, Dr. Julius Kane. 

One night, Dr. Kane brings the siblings together for a "research experiment" at the British Museum, where he hopes to set things right for his family. Instead, he unleashes the Egyptian god Set, who banishes him to oblivion and forces the children to flee for their lives. 

Soon, Sadie and Carter discover that the gods of Egypt are waking, and the worst of them —Set— has his sights on the Kanes. To stop him, the siblings embark on a dangerous journey across the globe - a quest that brings them ever closer to the truth about their family and their links to a secret order that has existed since the time of the pharaohs.

Sadie Kane can't wait for the arrival of her family. Not that she cares for her annoying brother, but she rarely sees her father. But her hopes of a christmas dinner with him are dashed when a visit to the British Museum ends with the disappearance of her father and the destruction of the Roseta Stone.

Carter's life is a blur after a man by the name of Amos kidnaps them. Even worse, minions of the supposed "god" Set, are chasing after him. With nobody except his sister Sadie, and a crazy cat goddess, he knows that he has to save his father. Also, why does he seem to be stronger and smarter then usual?

Carter is smart and all, but who can not like Sadie? The stubbornness, the sarcastic humor, the sassiness? Who else is as hilariously annoying as she?

Thursday, November 12, 2015

Review: Diary of a Wimpy Villager Book 4 by Cube Kid


How will Runt handle the next test? 
This is Book 4 of the Wimpy Villager series—a great series for gaming fans of all ages. Grab the first three books before starting this one.

The first three books were about school problems. But something sinister lurks just outside the village-a mysterious forest quickly spreading toward the village. The only clue Runt has is one name-Herobrine. 

You totally didn't see this coming. You TOTALLY didn't see this coming.

Let this be a warning to all of you-cookies CAN be dangerous.

Thursday, September 24, 2015

Review: Diary of a Wimpy Villager Book 3 by Cube Kid



4.66 of 5 s What secrets do villages hold?  
Come learn more of these mysterious robed people who normally say so little to outsiders. In this diary of a villager boy, you'll catch a glimpse of their secretive lives and find out how they survive in their hostile world.

What's behind the calm expressions? What mystical knowledge do they possess? You'll never know by asking them. Dive into this book for the answer.

This is Book 3 of the Wimpy Villager series—a great series for gaming fans of all ages! Grab the first two books before starting this one!
 

Finally, their is a combat class. Runt and Stump are so exited. But when the teacher proves to be the biggest noob of all time, their enthusiasm turns to disappointment. Runt knows where a better teacher is-Steve! But ufortunately, Steve is so down in the dumps about his bases getting distroyed that he only sleeps and eats cake. How will Runt stop an entire generation of villagers never knowing how to protect themselves? ( It's not like it never happened, but still. )

See? I told you Mike wasn't that all bad.

Call us again, Urf, when you add a zero to your score of seven.


Reveiw: The Lost Hero by Rick Riordan



Jason has a problem.
He doesn’t remember anything before waking up in a bus full of kids on a field trip. Apparently he has a girlfriend named Piper, and a best friend named Leo. They’re all students at a boarding school for “bad kids.” What did Jason do to end up here? And where is here, exactly?

Piper has a secret.
Her father has been missing for three days, ever since she had that terrifying nightmare about his being in trouble. Piper doesn’t understand her dream, or why her boyfriend suddenly doesn’t recognize her. When a freak storm hits during the school trip, unleashing strange creatures and whisking her, Jason, and Leo away to someplace called Camp Half-Blood, she has a feeling she’s going to find out.

Leo has a way with tools.
When he sees his cabin at Camp Half-Blood, filled with power tools and machine parts, he feels right at home. But there’s weird stuff, too—like the curse everyone keeps talking about, and some camper who's gone missing. Weirdest of all, his bunkmates insist that each of them—including Leo—is related to a god. Does this have anything to do with Jason's amnesia, or the fact that Leo keeps seeing ghosts?
 

Jason has no idea where he his, what's happening, or even who he is. On top of that, an annoying boy turns into a monster and attacks him and his so-called "friends." What could go worse? Everything.

Leo has a secret that involves his mother's death. But when his half-siblings tell him about something that sounds strangely familiar, he knows that he can't keep him forever. Teaming up with his friends, he goes off an quest that only a crazy man would join. Well, Leo is crazy.

Piper tries not to make friends with anybody, because if she does, she wouldn't stand to betray them. But as they face dangers together, she finds herself making a choice: her father or them?

Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Review: Diary of a Wimpy Villager Book 2 by Cube Kid


What secrets do villages hold? 
Come learn more of these mysterious robed people who normally say so little to outsiders. In this diary of a villager boy, you'll catch a glimpse of their secretive lives and find out how they survive in their hostile world.

What's behind the calm expressions? What mystical knowledge do they possess? You'll never know by asking them. Dive into this book for the answer.

This is Book 2 of the Wimpy Villager series—a great series for gaming fans of all ages! Grab the first book before starting this one!
 

Runt and his best friend, Stump, must figure out how to raise their scores and do well in building. Their result: Project X. Meanwhile, an incident involving an outsider kidnapping a friend of theirs sends all of the other villagers worrying they will be next. Will the friends ace the test and find the missing victim?

Mike is actually pretty nice once you get to know him. And for Burbo the cow...don't get me started.

Like the rest of the books, this will leave you saying over and over again, "Lololloloolololoollooloolololooloooolllloolloolololololoolll..."

Sunday, August 30, 2015

Review: Diary of a Wimpy Villager by Cube Kid


7-12

What secrets do villages hold?
Come learn more of these mysterious robed people who normally say so little to outsiders. In this diary of a villager boy, you'll catch a glimpse of their secretive lives and find out how they survive in their hostile world.

What's behind the calm expressions? What mystical knowledge do they possess? You'll never know by asking them. Dive into this book for the answer.

This is Book 1 of the Wimpy Villager series—a great series for gaming fans of all ages!


Don't let them miss out!

YES! My first ever Minecraft book! You'll love this series with Runt's hilarious private thoughts and hilariouser pictures ( Yes, I know that's not a word ). When he and his best friend, Stump, hear that that five kids who get the best grades can take up a career as a warrior, he knows that he has to be the best. But that's not easy when you have a bully that is top in almost everything!

If you think this book is boring ( which you probably won't ), I'll just tell you that the series gets more epic with every book.

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Sunday, June 7, 2015

Welcome

Hello, and welcome to my blog! Here, you can look for your next favorite book, and also see if some books are appropriate for your child! We encourage you to comment, but please don't write something inappropriate or offensive. If someone didn't follow this rule, please let me know. Thank you!  

Religon

Parents only! Only Adults can read this.

The Lightning Thief

Almost all the characters in this book believe in Greek Mythology.

Meet Kaya

Kaya believes in spirits.

Saturday, June 6, 2015

Vioence

 Parents Only! Only Adults can read this.

The Lightning Thief

They kill various monsters. However, instead of blood they vaporize into dust.

The Wide Window

-Leeches eat Aunt Josephine's husband
-Count Olaf lets the leeches eat Aunt Josephine just because she corrected a grammar mistake he made.

The Reptile Room

Count Olaf uses snake venom to murder Uncle Monty.

The Bad Beginning

Violet, Klaus, and Sunny's Parents die in a fire.

Launguage

Parents Only! Only Adults can read this entry!

Dear Dumb Diary

The following words are:

-Dumb
-Idiot
-Halfwit

The Tapper Twins Go to War (With Each Other)

The following words are:

 
-Stupid
-Idiot


Blog Update 2.0!

Dear Viewers,



We have a new update! Update 2.0, or the Appropriate Update, contains of:

-Age Appropriate Levels
-Appropriate Warnings
-Entries about inappropriateness

We also encourage you to comment! If you have read one of the books in our entry, please leave a review. We will add the review to our blog entries!

And please let us know if anyone made an inappropriate/offensive comment. We want to make The Best Book Blog (Ever) a safe place!