Sunday, June 7, 2015

Welcome

Hello, and welcome to my blog! Here, you can look for your next favorite book, and also see if some books are appropriate for your child! We encourage you to comment, but please don't write something inappropriate or offensive. If someone didn't follow this rule, please let me know. Thank you!  

Religon

Parents only! Only Adults can read this.

The Lightning Thief

Almost all the characters in this book believe in Greek Mythology.

Meet Kaya

Kaya believes in spirits.

Saturday, June 6, 2015

Vioence

 Parents Only! Only Adults can read this.

The Lightning Thief

They kill various monsters. However, instead of blood they vaporize into dust.

The Wide Window

-Leeches eat Aunt Josephine's husband
-Count Olaf lets the leeches eat Aunt Josephine just because she corrected a grammar mistake he made.

The Reptile Room

Count Olaf uses snake venom to murder Uncle Monty.

The Bad Beginning

Violet, Klaus, and Sunny's Parents die in a fire.

Launguage

Parents Only! Only Adults can read this entry!

Dear Dumb Diary

The following words are:

-Dumb
-Idiot
-Halfwit

The Tapper Twins Go to War (With Each Other)

The following words are:

 
-Stupid
-Idiot


Blog Update 2.0!

Dear Viewers,



We have a new update! Update 2.0, or the Appropriate Update, contains of:

-Age Appropriate Levels
-Appropriate Warnings
-Entries about inappropriateness

We also encourage you to comment! If you have read one of the books in our entry, please leave a review. We will add the review to our blog entries!

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Tuesday, June 2, 2015

Review: Dear Dumb Diary


8-13

Warning: Language. To learn more about it, click the label dubbed Language.


Read the hilarious, candid, (and sometimes not-so-nice,) diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be.

School was okay today. Actually, it was better than okay. Angeline got her long, beautiful hair tangled in one of the jillion things she has dangling from her backpack, and the school nurse -- who is now one of my main heroes -- took a pair of scissors and snipped two feet of silky blond hair from the left side of her head, so now Angeline only looks like The Prettiest Girl in the World if you're standing on her right. (Although personally, I think she would look better if I was standing on her neck.)

Join Jamie Kelly in a diary full of watermelon-flavored make-up, groundhog-colored hair, mysterious permanent-records, and sticky cousins. Once you read it, you'll be laughing out loud!

Jamie Kelly's the average girl. Isabella is her best (kind of) friend. And Angeline is her worst enemy!

Review: The Moorchild by Eloise McGraw


10-15


The child of a fairy folk mother and human father, Moql doesn't fit into either of their worlds. First raised by the fairies, she's exchanged for a human baby and then starts life almost all over again, with a new name, Saaski, and only the faintest knowledge of her origins. "A complex and finely drawn character, Saaski undergoes a gradual awakening to her own true nature that readers will find intriguing and poignant". -- Kirkus Reviews.

Saaski is not a normal girl. She has a weird complexion, eyes that change depending on her mood, and has strange athletic abilities. Because of this, she is always tormented and made fun of by the other children. Her frightening and tough father is the only reason that the rest of the village hasn't abandoned her. Yet.

Saaski just wants to fit in. She's not like the other mischievous pixies. But all the other villagers don't care, except for her ;"parents.'

You'll see why this book is best-selling.

Best. Book. Ever.